Happy Valentine's Day, Maya

From your Shreya (who may or may not be your biggest fan)

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The universe has decided: it's YES.

Before you answer... consider this:

Top reasons to say Yes:

  • I will make you laugh (intentionally, most of the time)
  • Free tech support for life
  • You already wasted time opening this, might as well commit
  • The No button clearly doesn't work anyway
  • I come with a Netflix password you don't have to steal.
  • Let's be honest, this is the best offer you're going to get today.

Yessss! I knew it.

Love you, Maya!

Now you're officially stuck with me

No refunds, no exchanges, no returns

Terms and conditions: forever

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